Online Personality Test
Interesting personality quiz I found; Thought I'd share it with you all.
1) The fate of your planet hangs in the balance. Do you:
a) Petition your interplanetary community for assistance?
b) Concoct a solution that may well jeopardize the space-time continuum?
c) Allow your world to perish if it means many more will be spared?
d) Eat "Cheetos" and watch the devastation on TV?
2) You tend to sympathize most strongly with:
a) The baby
b) Tom Selleck
c) Sam Malone
d) Steve Guttenburg
3) Which term best decribes you when used to complete the sentence "People of other races give me the..."
a) Willies
b) Lumpies
c) Yub Yubs
d) Amputations
4) Choose the term that best describes your thoughts when used to complete the phrase "The best things in life are..."
a) Free
b) Illegal
c) Saucy
d) Determined empirically
5) When confronted with a complex problem, you tend to:
a) Fart
b) Procrastinate
c) Solve it
d) Dissolve it
6) Which of the following seems most like "common sense" to you?
a) If you're going to step in shit, wear old shoes.
b) The hairy pussy keeps warm in winter.
c) A mad scientist is one without gainful employment.
d) 1 through 12 make the grades.
7) You must bake a cake for a birthday that happens to fall on Easter Sunday. The cake looks like:
a) A regular birthday cake.
b) The Spear of Destiny.
c) The Easter Rabbit.
d) A scorched disaster.
8) You feel least important when you're around:
a) People who make more money than you.
b) People who are more athletic than you.
c) People who are more socially capable than you.
d) The Justice League.
9) You feel success is best measured in terms of:
a) Money.
b) Personal satisfaction.
c) Recognition from others.
d) Fractions.
10) You would most like to live in a world ruled by:
a) Ernst Stavro Blofeld
b) Vandal Savage
C) Gordon Shumway
d) ALF
11) Milk Bones:
a) Don't taste like milk.
b) Taste best with milk.
c) Are full of calcium.
d) Are for fags.
12) Choose the Transformers quote that most closely matches your own outlook.
a) Expect betrayal and your friends won't disappoint you.
b) Clarity of thought before rashness of action.
c) Cries and screams are music to my ears.
d) Everything is worth something, even me.
13) You would be most likely to join Cobra under who's command?
a) Cobra Commander
b) Serpentor
c) Destro
d) Golobulus
14) Cthulhu rises from the ocean. You:
a) Are paralyzed with fear.
b) Are rendered immobile with terror.
c) Are completely incapacitated by insanity.
d) This is a trick question and says nothing about you personally. It's just a fun hypothetical.
15) You are taking a test and come to the last question. You:
a) Feel confident in your answers.
b) Feel relief that it is over.
c) Feel like you've wasted your time.
d) Feel like you're being watched.
Next time I'll put up the scoring method and personality types descriptions.
1) The fate of your planet hangs in the balance. Do you:
a) Petition your interplanetary community for assistance?
b) Concoct a solution that may well jeopardize the space-time continuum?
c) Allow your world to perish if it means many more will be spared?
d) Eat "Cheetos" and watch the devastation on TV?
2) You tend to sympathize most strongly with:
a) The baby
b) Tom Selleck
c) Sam Malone
d) Steve Guttenburg
3) Which term best decribes you when used to complete the sentence "People of other races give me the..."
a) Willies
b) Lumpies
c) Yub Yubs
d) Amputations
4) Choose the term that best describes your thoughts when used to complete the phrase "The best things in life are..."
a) Free
b) Illegal
c) Saucy
d) Determined empirically
5) When confronted with a complex problem, you tend to:
a) Fart
b) Procrastinate
c) Solve it
d) Dissolve it
6) Which of the following seems most like "common sense" to you?
a) If you're going to step in shit, wear old shoes.
b) The hairy pussy keeps warm in winter.
c) A mad scientist is one without gainful employment.
d) 1 through 12 make the grades.
7) You must bake a cake for a birthday that happens to fall on Easter Sunday. The cake looks like:
a) A regular birthday cake.
b) The Spear of Destiny.
c) The Easter Rabbit.
d) A scorched disaster.
8) You feel least important when you're around:
a) People who make more money than you.
b) People who are more athletic than you.
c) People who are more socially capable than you.
d) The Justice League.
9) You feel success is best measured in terms of:
a) Money.
b) Personal satisfaction.
c) Recognition from others.
d) Fractions.
10) You would most like to live in a world ruled by:
a) Ernst Stavro Blofeld
b) Vandal Savage
C) Gordon Shumway
d) ALF
11) Milk Bones:
a) Don't taste like milk.
b) Taste best with milk.
c) Are full of calcium.
d) Are for fags.
12) Choose the Transformers quote that most closely matches your own outlook.
a) Expect betrayal and your friends won't disappoint you.
b) Clarity of thought before rashness of action.
c) Cries and screams are music to my ears.
d) Everything is worth something, even me.
13) You would be most likely to join Cobra under who's command?
a) Cobra Commander
b) Serpentor
c) Destro
d) Golobulus
14) Cthulhu rises from the ocean. You:
a) Are paralyzed with fear.
b) Are rendered immobile with terror.
c) Are completely incapacitated by insanity.
d) This is a trick question and says nothing about you personally. It's just a fun hypothetical.
15) You are taking a test and come to the last question. You:
a) Feel confident in your answers.
b) Feel relief that it is over.
c) Feel like you've wasted your time.
d) Feel like you're being watched.
Next time I'll put up the scoring method and personality types descriptions.
posted by Jamie S. Luxton III | 11:30 AM
4 Comments:
1)b 2)c 3)b 4)c 5)c 6)a 7)a 8)d 9)c 10)d 11)c 12)b 13)c 14)d 15)a
gordon shumway or alf...i can't decide...either one i suppose
Are you saying that Vandal Savage isn't in control? Damn you Justice League... you pompous asses.
Very thought provoking, but you only need two multiple choice questions to find out everything you could ever want to know about somebody's personality. -If- you know how to interpret the answers given:
A)How many fingers are currently on your right hand?
1)1
2)2
3)3
4)all of the above
B)Which is faster?
1)light shooting out of the sun
2)light shooting out of a head-mounted laser turret
3)candlelight caressing the silhoette of your peacefully sleeping pet kitten.
4)light oozing out of a hole shot into a man made of light (by a special laser) and into a swift-moving river of pure liquid light.
I can read you all like a book.
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