Revenge of the Sithwich
If you're anything like me, you choose to live in an impratical world of complete fantasy that does little, or nothing, to help you meet the standards set by society. When you live like this, you find yourself easily influenced by suposedly fictional notions of good and evil.
One such notion that recent revealed itself to me, is nothing less than the concentrated power and seduction of the dark side of the force... made delicious. I speak of none other than the Sithwich.
It is easy to imagine how the Sithwich would have been a powerful tool in the arsenal of Darth Sidious in his bid to control the galaxy. Few can resist it's allure, and when plied with Sithwichs, his minions would have fallen under his sway faster than with any mind trick.
So what is the Sithwich, you ask? Allow me to elucidate.
The Sithwich
2 Loaves French Bread, unsliced
1 Package Shadow Bacon
6 Eggs, fried
16 oz Velveeta
1 Package Hollandaise sauce
Garlic powder
Prepare Hollandaise sauce in advance according to instructions. You will need approx. 1/2 cup butter and 1 cup milk for this. set aside and keep warm until ready to use.
Prepare Shadow bacon in a frying pan until desired crispiness is achieved. Place bacon in a seperate dish and keep hot. Do not pour out excess bacon grease in pan.
Using same frying pan, fry eggs in bacon grease. Keep hot when finished.
Slice both french loaves length wise. Slice Velveeta into enough pieces to cover the entire surface of bottom halves. There should be no left over Velveeta! You might want to briefly microwave or placein oven to melt cheese if bacon and eggs won't be hot enough.
Place 3 eggs on Velveeta layer on each half loaf. Divide bacon into two equal portions and place on top of eggs.
Drizzle with desired amount of hollandaise sauce(Don't worry! There's plenty!) and sprinkle with garlic powder. Place top of loaf on top.
Serves 2. No more, no less.
Not unlike Palpatine himself, the Sithwich is agreeable and beneficient on the outside, but secretly conspiring to corrupt you from within in ways you cannot perceive... until it is far too late.
The Sithwich is not to be trusted. Enjoy!
One such notion that recent revealed itself to me, is nothing less than the concentrated power and seduction of the dark side of the force... made delicious. I speak of none other than the Sithwich.
It is easy to imagine how the Sithwich would have been a powerful tool in the arsenal of Darth Sidious in his bid to control the galaxy. Few can resist it's allure, and when plied with Sithwichs, his minions would have fallen under his sway faster than with any mind trick.
So what is the Sithwich, you ask? Allow me to elucidate.
The Sithwich
2 Loaves French Bread, unsliced
1 Package Shadow Bacon
6 Eggs, fried
16 oz Velveeta
1 Package Hollandaise sauce
Garlic powder
Prepare Hollandaise sauce in advance according to instructions. You will need approx. 1/2 cup butter and 1 cup milk for this. set aside and keep warm until ready to use.
Prepare Shadow bacon in a frying pan until desired crispiness is achieved. Place bacon in a seperate dish and keep hot. Do not pour out excess bacon grease in pan.
Using same frying pan, fry eggs in bacon grease. Keep hot when finished.
Slice both french loaves length wise. Slice Velveeta into enough pieces to cover the entire surface of bottom halves. There should be no left over Velveeta! You might want to briefly microwave or placein oven to melt cheese if bacon and eggs won't be hot enough.
Place 3 eggs on Velveeta layer on each half loaf. Divide bacon into two equal portions and place on top of eggs.
Drizzle with desired amount of hollandaise sauce(Don't worry! There's plenty!) and sprinkle with garlic powder. Place top of loaf on top.
Serves 2. No more, no less.
Not unlike Palpatine himself, the Sithwich is agreeable and beneficient on the outside, but secretly conspiring to corrupt you from within in ways you cannot perceive... until it is far too late.
The Sithwich is not to be trusted. Enjoy!
posted by Jamie S. Luxton III | 8:29 AM
4 Comments:
So, you're an architect, secret avenger of Roddy McAmsterdam, and you can cook Darth Sidious's butt? You must be some girl's perfect man. Not mine since I have no idea what we're talking about, but some girl's.
Emporer Mcdonald
Dark Guys
Darth Grimace
Mayor McSith
Clone Burglar
you forgotlord birdious
...but which one was destroyed? The Master? or the Apprentice?
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