The Incredible Journey
Here's a joke:
Two dogs and a cat escape from a yard.
That's all I've got so far. It took me a week to come up with that. Anybody got any ideas on how to finish this one off?
Two dogs and a cat escape from a yard.
That's all I've got so far. It took me a week to come up with that. Anybody got any ideas on how to finish this one off?
posted by Jamie S. Luxton III | 3:48 PM
9 Comments:
There's only one #1!
Who's yer daddy?!
The dogs were fair dancers,the cat was a bard,
They performed worldwide at the top of the card,
Anythings possible, though often quite hard.
Good job, yer honor. Brilliant. It could only be better if it ended with "Twenty bucks, same as in town."
They went directly to Erin's house and, while Erin sang and danced and cooked them beef wellington and poached salmon, they shit all over her like everybody else.
Erin was unphased.
While whistling, she collected the manure to use as deer repellant.
yard? don't you use meters in canada?
...where the cherryville grapefruit very quickly picked them both up and fucked the shit out of them.
Can you believe it?!?!
Ya I just about got a divorce with my liver but we decides to stay together for the kidneys.
Hmmm...
I think I'll have to mull this over for a couple of weeks.
Alright... I think I've got it.
So, the first dog says, "Wow we should sell our story to Disney." The second dog says, "No we should rework this into a buddy-cop movie." The the cat turns around and says, "Fuck you," and runs away, since cats are assholes.
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