Too Much Noise
So where have I been all this time?
At home.
No, my computador is not fixed, but I was at the email checking store, checking my email, and I thought I'd throw out this little song I wrote out there for your enjoyment.
Old people smell funny in the daytime
Old people smell funny under the sun
Old people smell funny in enclosed spaces
Old people have smelly old faces
Babies downright stink
People shaped creatures who don't know how to think
That's all I got so far, so that's all you get, too.
At home.
No, my computador is not fixed, but I was at the email checking store, checking my email, and I thought I'd throw out this little song I wrote out there for your enjoyment.
Old people smell funny in the daytime
Old people smell funny under the sun
Old people smell funny in enclosed spaces
Old people have smelly old faces
Babies downright stink
People shaped creatures who don't know how to think
That's all I got so far, so that's all you get, too.
posted by Jamie S. Luxton III | 1:05 PM
14 Comments:
The chosen one has returned!
Again, it is the legend!
That is quite remarkable that you came up with this song at the email checking store. Where I'm from, old people stay as far away from computadors as possible - and I live on Earth! I think seniors have a tendancy to believe that the machinery will take control of their brains. But they haven't come up with that technology... yet. Besides, old people are pretty useless. The technocracy doen't need them.
Welcome back, by the way.
Old people smell like cauliflower.
29 comments on a blog that hasn't been updated in 5 weeks, and THIS is our reward?
Don't go away that long again!!
Get a Paypal account, link to it through this blog, and ask everyone to donate 5 or 10 bux towards fixing your computador.
We'll see who your -real- fans are then, won't we?
A small price to pay for regular, thought-provoking updates like "too much noise".
what, it's not enough to be a bunch of suck ups, now we have to buy his loyalty, too?
you smell.
mm mm
10th! Bwaa-haa-haa!!
Hey Luxton, good to see you again.
And just fyi buddy, I'm pretty sure Randy Newman wrote that song. You really shouldn't plagiarise. You're better than that you motherfucker!
Aha! Great to see you back, even if it is temporary. I'd love to help you out with your problems, but I have very limited knowledge of so-called computadors.
As a side note, I would like to thank all fellow bloggers who have perpetuated my new hobby of using the word "who're" in all of my emails.
It is so much fun to get inside a mind that is nothing like anyone else's. If I read another blog about some girl's shoe collection, I'm gonna barf. But yours is always unique.
P.S. What is a who're exactly?
people who're who'res don't need to ask.
Old people smell worse than babies.
I work with the elderly. Most of them have rotting digestive systems. We just get stinkier as we get older. What a comforting thought!
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