Happy Creation Day
Well, as you probably know already, today is what's collequially known as my "birthday"! Well-wishers, please limit the profanities in your wellwishing to four or less.
A few weeks ago, with the impeding arrival of this happy occasion weighing heavily on my mind, the Jehovah's Witnesses were kind enough to slip some literature through my mail slot. I... well, let's go back a bit further than that.
You see, so far far I've been enjoying 2007 a great deal so far. It's probably one of my favorite years in quite a while. Seems like just about everything is coming up in my favour. For example:
2007. 2 007. Get it? Two Double Oh Seven. Like James Bond. I love James Bond!
Second, Ghost Rider sucked... as I hoped it would.;)
Third, the Transformers movie. Who can forget about that! By itself it's enough to turn the worst of years upside down!
2007 is the year I became unemployed. God, how I've been dreaming of this! I can't remember the last time I wanted to work... now I don't have to!
So, as if all that wasn't already enough, this religious factsheet appears on my doorstep and, lo and behold, some curious parallels present themselves to me. Check this out:
Jesus: Died 1974 years ago.
Me: Born in 1974.
Jesus: Died when he was 33.
Me: Turning 33 today.
Jesus:Wore sandals.
Me: Wear sandals (weather permitting).
Jesus: Cannot be considered gainfully employed, as he did not pay his taxes.
Me: Unemployed(as already established).
Jesus: Turns water into wine.
Me: Turns winebottle into empty, turns empty into dime.
Jesus: Turns bread into fish.
Me: Turns bread into fish; Still only half way to tuna sandwich.
Well, I guess by now you can only reach the same, inescapable, conclusion that I have come to. Put into perspective like this, things start making a lot more sense. For example, when God talks to me, he only says stuff like "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM" and "WAKE UP, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL".
Anyway, I have to go. Apparently, "THE TRASH ISN'T GOING TO TAKE ITSELF OUT, YOU KNOW". }:(
A few weeks ago, with the impeding arrival of this happy occasion weighing heavily on my mind, the Jehovah's Witnesses were kind enough to slip some literature through my mail slot. I... well, let's go back a bit further than that.
You see, so far far I've been enjoying 2007 a great deal so far. It's probably one of my favorite years in quite a while. Seems like just about everything is coming up in my favour. For example:
2007. 2 007. Get it? Two Double Oh Seven. Like James Bond. I love James Bond!
Second, Ghost Rider sucked... as I hoped it would.;)
Third, the Transformers movie. Who can forget about that! By itself it's enough to turn the worst of years upside down!
2007 is the year I became unemployed. God, how I've been dreaming of this! I can't remember the last time I wanted to work... now I don't have to!
So, as if all that wasn't already enough, this religious factsheet appears on my doorstep and, lo and behold, some curious parallels present themselves to me. Check this out:
Jesus: Died 1974 years ago.
Me: Born in 1974.
Jesus: Died when he was 33.
Me: Turning 33 today.
Jesus:Wore sandals.
Me: Wear sandals (weather permitting).
Jesus: Cannot be considered gainfully employed, as he did not pay his taxes.
Me: Unemployed(as already established).
Jesus: Turns water into wine.
Me: Turns winebottle into empty, turns empty into dime.
Jesus: Turns bread into fish.
Me: Turns bread into fish; Still only half way to tuna sandwich.
Well, I guess by now you can only reach the same, inescapable, conclusion that I have come to. Put into perspective like this, things start making a lot more sense. For example, when God talks to me, he only says stuff like "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM" and "WAKE UP, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL".
Anyway, I have to go. Apparently, "THE TRASH ISN'T GOING TO TAKE ITSELF OUT, YOU KNOW". }:(
posted by Jamie S. Luxton III | 4:13 AM
2 Comments:
Happy Birthday!
Keep up the good work.
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