Spider-Man 3 BLOZZZ(SPOILERS)

So you can totally tell that i was toally stoked for spider-man 3. I didn't like number two all that much because, you tell me, do you want to see a movie about a hero who fights a fat guy with six arms? Come on! But as soon as I found out venom was in this one, i said no way they can screw this up! As it turns out, all this movie needs is Chris tucker to be Richard Prior and you have Superman III for a new generation. SPOILERS FOLLOW!

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Venom is the ultimate spider amn villain he he was in the movie for like 10 minutes and those were the best ten minutes. Just because sAm raimi doesn't like venom he has to be a f*g and have him vaporized. He trashed Venom just to send a message to the fans,(who are the ones these movies are made for might I add) about how much he hates this character. Venom is so popular only a total idiot would just waste him like that. Venom is the perfect character for a spin off. Here's my idea to save Venom from such a stupid death. maybe the symbiote managed to grab Eddie's consciousness before his body disintegrated and Eddie's like a ghost inside the symbiote, but he remembers everything that Spider-Man did to him. Then they could use "Venom: Blood Kills When it Falls From As High As Olympus Mons" as a perfect basis for a spin off movie. Imagine the part where Peter comes into JJJ's office and it's all dark. Peter turns on the lights and finds Eddie behind the desk, and peter says "Your the one who framed me? Why did you do it eddie" and the symbiote starts dripping down on Eddie untilthey form Venom and he says "Rrrrevennnge!!!" And imagine that he's like drooling all over the ground. That would be so awesome I get chills just imagining it.

The worst part is that venom could have been in it so much more if the useless Sandman wasn't in it. What was he there for anyway! Sam raimi says he only likes the old time spidy villains, but he can't even do them right. Since when can Sandman turn into a giant monster, OR Fly!? WTF**K! Also, SANDMAN NEVER KILLED UNCLE BEN!!!! Get your facts right, maybe you'd make a better movie if you knew anything about the subject. I have Amazing Spider-Man issue #1. That's right, the one where Uncle Ben dies, and guess who did it? NOT SANDMAN. Not to mention we already had the villain who's not really evil in Spidey 2. We don't need it again. It would have been so much better, if you have to have Sandman kill Uncle Ben, to make Sandman a ruthless killer who kills anyone who gets in his way, he don't care who they be. Then, when he catches Sandman in the subway, Spidey starts throwing punches and saying "This is for Uncle Ben! And This one's for me1" and Sandman says "Why are you attackeing me" and Spider-Man replies "Revenge!" and he laughs as Sandman dissolves in the water, to show how dark and messed up he is by the black suit's influence. Tell me that this isn't better than having sandman say "sorry" and flying away at the end. F**king r*tards.

Also, was this supposed to be a major hollywood movie or a freakin' musical!? If I wanted dancing all the time I'd try to talk to a girl, thank you very much. Like half an hour is just kirsten dunst singing and dancing. She can't stop herself... she's got saturday night fever LOL! Of course MJ sucked in every other scene too, just like in the first two. They should have started the movie with Peter hooked up with Gwen stacy already, (who was super hot!!!) and the first scene she could maybe ask what happened to Peter's last girlfriend and he'd reply "I think she died or something."LOL! Gwen should have been in it way more, she's way hotter than Dunst.

And if MJ dancing all the time isn't bad enough, there's like a half hour in the middle where Peter is dancing the whole time! They should have cast John Travolta as Peter lol! And the worst part is he can't stop dancing because he's wearing the black suit (ie. the symbiote)! THAT"S NOT WHAT"S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, FOLKS! And as if there isn't too much EMO in this world already but now Peter Parker goes EMO too!? Put on some more eyeliner, Tobey, I don't think we understand how you're feeling yet, and comb your hair over your eyes again. The black suit is supposed to be a dark story, if your going to make it a light story you should have used the white spidey suit. Geez this blows.

As for Harry, WTF, the new goblin? More like the X-treme sports-blin. How come a bomb that atomizes Venom only scars Harry and turns him into into two-face? Is this spider-man or batman lol.

So basically they failed at every story they tried to tell.

Harry's revenge/ redemption=failed
Pete/MJ relationship=failed
Sandman story=no story=passed lol
Eddie brock's fall=failed. did it all happen in one day or what
Venom=hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahaha
Dark peter=is that supposed to say funny peter? If so then passed

When I was a kid, my dad gave me his entire spider-man comic book collection, and I've been the hugest spidey fan, like my father before me. Now he's dying and he said this movie was what kept him going, he had to see this before he died. Broke my god**mn heart to have to go back to the hospital and tell him the truth. "So, how was it?" he said, and I said "Dad,don't bother staying alive for this garbage."

Overall, I give this movie three stars out of five.